all right, let the record state that the ladies of mckinley are grateful to tina cohen-chang. that sadie hawkins dance gave me back my swag. i not only snagged the cutest christian hippie in all of ohio, i was also empowered to apply for a wrestling scholarship at... harvard. (all gasping, cheering) i think brett really likes me. he even baked me brownies. isn't that sweet? i can't stop eating them. and i got to third base, bitches! (cheering) the dance couldn't have gone more perfectly if i do say so myself. and just between us girls, i think i found the love of my life. what? you're not talking about gay blaine? the "too young to be bitter club" is hereby disbanded. (cheering, whooping) bring it in, tina! bring it in! get over here, tina. captioning sponsored by 20th century fox brought to you by ford. go further. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >>> san francisco won't be hosting a big super bowl watch party. find out why and how authorities intent to keep a lid on the revelry. good evening i'm julie haener >> and i'm frank somerville. it is go
